Show your dislike of places that are wet and gross and muddy (ew) and that you’d generally describe with the word “suck”.

Embrace it, or don’t, it’s gonna suck anyway.

• 100% ring-spun cotton (Light Grey color is 90% ring-spun cotton / 10% polyester)

• Pre-shrunk for extra durability

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

Disclaimer: This shirt does very little in terms of helping against hydrophobia.