Seven lives for my country. Six bottles of beer on the wall. Five finger death punch. Four weddings and a funeral. Three billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri. Two and a half men. One ring to rule them all.

Communism is for nerds.

• 100% ring-spun cotton (Light Grey color is 90% ring-spun cotton / 10% polyester)

• Pre-shrunk for extra durability

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

Disclaimer: We don’t support unnecessary violence against any person or group.